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Ready Player One
In a world that is plagued with a myriad of films, that want so bad, to be the next big blockbuster. Steven Spielberg reminds us why he is the guy who pretty much invented it, and why no one does it like him. In a future that looks pretty bleak, there is one thing that everyone agrees on, that “The Oasis” is great. Oasis is an online gaming world, where you can do anything, race, go to a club,…
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The 3rd Daywalkers
On Oscar eve, I leave you my choices for the best in film this year. #awardseason #movies
Alright, the Academy Awards are this weekend and like I do every year, here is what it would look like if I was in charge of everything. Best Picture Blade Runner: 2049 The Disaster Artist Dunkirk Get Out I, Tonya Lady Bird Logan Phantom Thread Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri *The Shape of Water* Winner: The Shape of Water Best Director Christopher Nolan – Dunkirk Denis Villeneuve –…
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Call Me By Your Name
Aside from the music in this film, there isn’t much there. #callmebyyourname #film #reviews
It seems like every year, in the crop of award darling movies there is one that, I just don’t really think deserves to be there. I’m almost always in the minority with this film, be it Manchester by the Sea, The Descendants, or Lincoln. Every year there is one film, and this year, that film is Call Me By Your Name. Set in Northern Italy, in the summer of 1983, Elio (Timothee Chalamet) lives a…
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I, Tonya
They knocked it out of the park #reviews #ITonya
Some times, factual stories are insane than anything fiction can throw at us. This story was so crazy that Margot Robbie, heard it, dismissed it as fiction, and when she heard it actually happened decided to produce a film about it. Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie) is an aspiring figure skater from Portland Oregon, She works hard as hell to make her dreams come true, practicing all the time. She is…
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The Shape of Water
A beautiful fairy tale #movies #TheShapeofWater #guillermodeltoro
I believe that the phrase ” All monsters, are human” is something that hit Guillermo Del Toro really hard, and has stuck with him forever. His love of monsters, and his love of misfits, really shines through in “The Shape of Water” making it, one of his best films. Eliza (Sally Hawkins) is a mute, who leads a less than extraordinary life. She spends her day pinning over her shoes, listening to…
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Small town, big stakes, great movie
Martin McDonagh on stage or on screen, creates realistic paintings of the darker side of society, and the flawed individuals who live in those worlds. Three Billboards has some of his best characters, and best lines of dialogue. Months after the murder and rape of her daughter, Mildred (Frances McDormand) rents out three billboards calling out the police for not solving the crime. This stirs up a…
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Thor: Ragnarok
The most metal movie you’ll see all year
From beginning to end this movie is the most entertaining movie in the Marvel universe. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) has been MIA from the Avengers, and Asgard. When Odin (Anthony Hopkins) is on the verge of death, he warns of his eldest child, Hela (Cate Blanchette) the goddess of deaths return, for she is the one to bring about Ragnarok, or the end of days for Asgard. After an encounter with Hela,…
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The Killing of a Sacred Deer
An intense revenge thriller, that manages to be as funny as it is dark #Movie # Reviews
There is a handful of directors working in Hollywood today, who actually make highly original films. Yorgos Lanthimos makes films that are not only original, but also operate on a different level of existence entirely. Steven (Collin Farell) is a well respected surgeon, with a wonderful wife Anna (Nicole Kidman), an ambitious daughter Kim (Raffey Cassidy), and a carefree son Bob (Sunny Suljic).…
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Blade Runner: 2049
One of the best Science Fiction films ever #BladeRunner:2049 #film #reviews
What is it that makes something real? When do we start, and stop caring about something, or some one? These questions are what I found to be at the heart of Blade Runner:2049, and the results are just as fascinating as the questions them selves. K (Ryan Gosling) is a detective, whose job entails hunting down manufactured humanoids known as replecants. When sent on an assignment, he finds out…
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Loving Vincent
A visual masterpiece, befitting of the artist who inspired it. #lovingvincent #movies
If you like Vincent Van Gogh, I implore you to watch this movie. If you don’t like Vincent Van Gogh, you’re a weirdo who should probably re-examine their lives, or go to an art museum and learn something. Loving Vincent is a once in a blue moon homage to a great artist. Our tale follows a young man named Armand, who has in his possession, a letter from the late Vincent. He comes to the last town…